Ganzi signifies the most sigma of the entirety of the male homosapien species. He can touch planets without moving an inch and is capable of answering the worlds toughest questions like who created the earth? What came first the chicken and the egg? And who was in Paris? The catch here is that a Ganzi will not respond the a mortal humans words and phone calls. He will leave you on read and isolate himself from society for months at a time. Some wonder how can someone with such power withhold all his knowledge and semen from the entire world? But the truth is that he has a crippling hentai addiction that stems back as long as the universe itself. Megan Fox, Margot Robbie and Jennifer Aniston have made their sincerest efforts at seducing Ganzi but no matter what efforts they exert, Ganzi’s heart yearns for only his one true love. Pokimane. If we unite them once and for all we can unleash the power of Ganzi and stop global warming, end wars and create peace and harmony amongst the galaxies.
I rang Ganzi but he didn’t pick up :(
by Ganzis secret admirer August 13, 2022
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