smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase
"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"

"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
by eils and chick June 27, 2003
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Do you want a slap? - Figure of speech, said to emote a feeling of frustration. Similar figures of speech are "Are you on crack?"
1. Used when someone is acting out of control.
2. When someone is not acting themselfs.
1. Why are you burning napkins in a restaurant? Do you want a slap? Whats wrong with you.
2. Thats not like you to steal from your friends mother. Do you want a slap?
by Emma Robertson September 7, 2005
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This is said when someone unintentionally makes a loud noise.
1) *Drops plate*
2) Do you want a hammer?
by ducky1608 March 26, 2007
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A phrase said by millions of fast food resteraunt workers every day.
Customer "i want a cheesburger"
Cashier "do you want fries with that?"
by Christiaan Hendriksen September 11, 2006
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(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".
A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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Slang for "do you want to fight?"

Generally spoken while holding hands up open or in a fist indicating a fight coming
person 1: I hate Rick and Morty.
me: Do you want these hands???
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Some one asking for a definite answer to a question.
I'm hear obviously so who's typing and What Do You Want?

If you have the stomach to be straight with me, my driveway this afternoon would be a good start. What Do You Want?

Jack: I'm a pirate
Jill: Really, I thought you were a fish.
Jack: I'm haxing you
Jill: If were already at the top of the hill, what do you want? Say something clearly so I can understand you.
Jack: snarbucklearrggggg!
Jill: Your impossible!
by heliotopicOnEarth May 23, 2010
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