Hey shithead, maybe if we’re lucky you’ll take your ugly ass to the dentist by February 31 dumb whore
by Danielantunesishot October 26, 2019
The day that comes once a year where you can masterbait at school and fuck people in corners. It's like the purge but sexual laws are the only ones that are legal for 24 hours.
On this day you can fuck your family and get 8 women pregnant.
It is also a day of exploring. You can try fucking different ages, sexs, or cultures.
On this day you can fuck your family and get 8 women pregnant.
It is also a day of exploring. You can try fucking different ages, sexs, or cultures.
Samantha: hey Patricia, you wanna smash tomorrow
Patricia: first of all, I'm your sister second I'm straight
Samantha: but tomorrow is February 31
Patricia: oh ya!
*turns 12 am*
Samantha: *gets strap-on and fucks Patricia until her vagina is torn in two*
Patricia:*never able to walk again* oh hell ya, February 31 is now officially my favourite day!
Patricia: first of all, I'm your sister second I'm straight
Samantha: but tomorrow is February 31
Patricia: oh ya!
*turns 12 am*
Samantha: *gets strap-on and fucks Patricia until her vagina is torn in two*
Patricia:*never able to walk again* oh hell ya, February 31 is now officially my favourite day!
by Snoff666 October 30, 2019