by Ninja4prez September 21, 2016
UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.
by Young JIZZA October 11, 2009
Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.
by JakDotExe July 07, 2023
by Joe Hopf December 17, 2019
It's generally a name, for me its a meaning, a feeling, an experience and a missed opportunity.
They're kind, warm, funny, adventurous, but the type to completely end it, go cold and not forgive, they dont forget.
Once they're done they're done.
He loved country music, and sitting in the back of the tray with a great northern and a fishing rod.
We fought like hell, a toxic and yet deep love that drove me nuts!
But it was real, electric, and I'm still fascinated by the idea of us, because I cant forget him.
And I'm sorry, I regret it, I hurt you, I made you bitter, but I was hurting to, I was inmature, I wish I knew then, that you meant it.
They're kind, warm, funny, adventurous, but the type to completely end it, go cold and not forgive, they dont forget.
Once they're done they're done.
He loved country music, and sitting in the back of the tray with a great northern and a fishing rod.
We fought like hell, a toxic and yet deep love that drove me nuts!
But it was real, electric, and I'm still fascinated by the idea of us, because I cant forget him.
And I'm sorry, I regret it, I hurt you, I made you bitter, but I was hurting to, I was inmature, I wish I knew then, that you meant it.
by BirdyJones August 18, 2022
A human mattress that has a man whore in all fifty states and three countries. He also use parking lots of religious buildings for his sexual escapades and doesn’t like African Americans.
by Thotcoptor43 August 28, 2021