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hanuka man

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )
joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!
by no one of concern June 22, 2009
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Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider
What’s your favorite song?”
The Man Spider theme.”
by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019
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Plaits Man

Plat:z~

1:A man that doesn’t do anything with himself , he constantly on the block with his team smoking and have a gas pain after because he has no money for food, A ‘plaits’ is also a man who has no problem treating someones daughter like shit and will leave her stranded on a date because he has no wheels and has to foot it all over the place.
2: The typical waste of time good for nothing man that young empty headed girls always fall for and blame the entire male species for one wasteman’s ways.
Billy: dawg u see tranquisha always in some toxic relationship with that Plaits Man…
Steven: yea boy..steupz idk why she don’t go with a good man for once, she only like men like plaits, smh

Bobby: Dred yuh moving like plaits..like yuh don’t have no ambition orr? All u wanna do is bull, spend all your money on high grades and Hennessy and buy fake polo so?
by Zman d one dan July 24, 2021
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Man of the people

Noun: Lee M.
Description: An individual who is of high status yet understands and sympathizes with ordinary people (plebeians).
1) Lee, you are a man of the people.

2) Hey, do you know Lee? He is really a man of the people.

3) Someone you aspire to be
by dontTestm3 June 28, 2020
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beardo the man

Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\

Function: noun

A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!

Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
by beardo the man June 28, 2010
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man light

A light fixture which is turned on to cast a sufficient amount of light in one's immediate area to emphasize the heterosexual nature of time spent together by two or more males.

Under no circumstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered "mood lighting". Propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.

Typically used when watching TV or during a man date.
Hey dude, turn on a man light or two when you get those beers.
by Chief Cook & Bottle Washer September 19, 2009
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shank man

A fictional being found in the woods surrounding Newquay Holiday Park. He wears a bloody shirt and wears joggers 3 sizes too big. Also goes by the nickname if Shanky
Oh no! Ive just seen SHANK MAN in the woods!
by TheGuy736291 November 1, 2018
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