Salty

The act of leaving salt behind in whatever you do...

Did you see that Special Hazards Guy?! He’s so salty he doesn’t even need to shovel his driveway in the winter...

by Salty31 May 31, 2018

Salty porkchop

Heart attack

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!

by REESE52184 December 27, 2019

Salty

When you get really mad about loosing in a fortnite game or a nascar race.

Luke was salty because he got 2nd in his fortnite game.

by Mtennisawesome March 11, 2018

dirty salty

When a self proclaimed silver tongue swindles a group of innocent molly munchers into a kissing circle.

How was Rotto? Dirty Salty started a kissing circle... He what??

by Plugga’s plug September 2, 2020

Salty

"almighty government"

When he gets married, the "almighty government" is gonna feel pretty salty.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022

salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019

Salty

A person who is jealous, because he's bad

That person is salty because I killed him

by bhdefw July 28, 2020