Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

uncle max

The uncle of Jackson cisz

Ps: he has down syndrome

Ur acting like a uncle max

by Muncle May 15, 2024

Insane Uncle Zane

Nuff Said.

"It's a Penis Austin :D" - Insane Uncle Zane

by InsaneUncleZane October 17, 2011

Ur uncle is actual a bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest

Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*

by Heyo im a guyo May 12, 2018

Uncle Jerek

Uncle Jerek- A person who is wholesome, sexy, smart, & strong or they are an Uncle named Jerek!

Hey Uncle Jerek!

by The Alphabet Crusader November 16, 2021

Second uncle

Male cousin of mom or dad

Me and my second uncle are closer than my uncles

by 459395 April 10, 2023

uncle

touches that pp and booty cause he likes woman but he gay gay

uncle: hey sport toot it or boot it

by swampy21dumb on twitter and ig May 20, 2021