by The wordmakerz July 20, 2017
Get the second sentmug. Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.
"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."
by FiendishT August 21, 2009
Get the second-slicingmug. by anonymous April 22, 2023
Get the second hand wet Willymug. by nut4dgr July 11, 2020
Get the Second Basemug. (verb phrase)
/ˈchəkəl fər ə ˈsekənd/
Definition:
A brief, involuntary laugh-like reaction triggered by something so absurd, delusional, or unserious that full laughter isn’t warranted—but you simply can’t help yourself. Usually accompanied by an eye roll, a sharp exhale through the nose, or a knowing smirk.
Often used when someone says something so confidently wrong that your only response is internal amusement with a side of “be serious.”
/ˈchəkəl fər ə ˈsekənd/
Definition:
A brief, involuntary laugh-like reaction triggered by something so absurd, delusional, or unserious that full laughter isn’t warranted—but you simply can’t help yourself. Usually accompanied by an eye roll, a sharp exhale through the nose, or a knowing smirk.
Often used when someone says something so confidently wrong that your only response is internal amusement with a side of “be serious.”
“He said ‘I’m an empath’ right after causing a scene. I chuckled for a second and sipped my drink.”
“I didn’t even argue back. Just chuckled for a second and blinked.”
“He said astrology isn’t real but god talks to him through parking spots, and I just had to chuckle for a second.”
“I didn’t even argue back. Just chuckled for a second and blinked.”
“He said astrology isn’t real but god talks to him through parking spots, and I just had to chuckle for a second.”
by paigesmithusa May 16, 2025
Get the Chuckle for a Secondmug. In the context of American law and politics, the Second Amendment protects the right to keep and bear arms. In the United States, you are allowed to use armed weapons (not just guns) to protect yourself, your loved ones, and your property.
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
The amendment was written into law because the Founding Fathers knew that states start becoming tyrannical by disarming its populace in order to oppress them. Effectively, this amendment ensures that Americans are able to defend themselves against tyranny to protect their rights.
It’s part of the Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the Constitution of the United States.
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
The amendment was written into law because the Founding Fathers knew that states start becoming tyrannical by disarming its populace in order to oppress them. Effectively, this amendment ensures that Americans are able to defend themselves against tyranny to protect their rights.
It’s part of the Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the Constitution of the United States.
by Southern Twink June 29, 2024
Get the Second Amendmentmug. noun
Also known as SHA;
• a state of mental or emotional excitement occurring when someone is going to try something you love for the first time
• A form of reminiscence - a fond memory of when you tried something for the first time with an inability to experience that feeling ever again
Also known as SHA;
• a state of mental or emotional excitement occurring when someone is going to try something you love for the first time
• A form of reminiscence - a fond memory of when you tried something for the first time with an inability to experience that feeling ever again
Y: Have you tried using a vibrator during sex?
A: No I haven't
Y: Broooo I have so much second-hand anticipation right now
A: No I haven't
Y: Broooo I have so much second-hand anticipation right now
by Hloff October 6, 2021
Get the Second-hand anticipationmug.