can i tip through the app

A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.

“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)

by saltlickcity October 24, 2017

i love my poops!!!

poops=yogi

*yogi walks in*
Sophia: i love my poops!!!

by unfixingclamp98 October 15, 2022

i thikn

a mispelling of "i think" mostly used after a phrase to indicate sarcasm

"france is a cool country i thikn"

by ostrich sex May 26, 2022

Stealing from me so that I have to work hard

When I actually don't.

Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

I like the Zebra Zebra

the song a zebra in that one Armenian ice-cream ad from 2007, which is basically a remix of "I Like To Move It Move It"

Full lyrics of this masterpiece:

I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!

*a zebra stands at the ice-cream truck*

Ice-cream Vendor: what would you like here?
Zebra: I would like...uhmmm...I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
Ice-cream Vendor: so, vanilla ice-cream
Zebra: yes

by kzkekzrxj August 3, 2024

I know! Right?!

It's pretty clear what the speaker is trying to convey: "I agree."

I agree with most of the other definitions, which provide details on the subtle context/audience-dependent connotations. I agree that phrase is annoying, used by speakers who use other annoying phrases like "my bad."

I would like to add to what has been said by providing side-by-side analogs; that is, alternative, equivalent but more acceptable expressions.

Example Expressions

I can't handle this idiot any more!
I know! Right?! OR Damn straight!

In wish I brought my swimsuit.
I know! Right?! OR You're telling me!

I like this 'double it for a buck' happy hour!
I know! Right?! OR You can say that again!

I was gunning for Miss Tipsy, but I just got shut down by her fat roommate!
I know! Right?! OR Join the club!

This is good sauce.
I know! Right?! OR Yes, it is.

Let's not go to the Bubble Club. It's so damn expensive!
I know! Right?! OR You got THAT right!

I have an idea: let's strip and go wallow in the mud puddles.
I know! Right?! OR You're preaching to the choir!

Our corporate holiday event was so cheap it was insulting.
I know! Right?! OR I couldn't agree more.

They are good at talking all sexy.
I know! Right?! OR Mmm hmm!!

This is the correct line for us.
I know! Right?! OR Right you are.

Tacos.
I know! Right?! OR Yeee-ah boooooooyeeee!!

We're in trouble NOW.
I know! Right?! OR No shit.

Tonight, we wear The Boots!
I know! Right?! OR Fuckin A right!

by TimmyT-SF November 28, 2023