I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 09, 2023

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022

I Look Like a different Person

I Look Like a different person means I look prettier or more mature etc

"omg this eye liner is so good I look like a different person!"

by thebtchyouhate November 27, 2023

U R Y I X S Z

An acronym? Or abbreviation? Letters, words, a sentence?

"D'ya try, um, U-y X-z? New generation social network.
Connection innovative focused on community! =)"
You are why I exist -U R Y I X S Z

by yxist January 22, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 06, 2025

I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.

I pity the fool who threads on me.

by jeek620 December 01, 2022