i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

by coolwill February 3, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>This Is HOw, I Like Having Sexual Intercourse..psychosomatic and rapey<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>This Is HOw, I Like Having Sexual Intercourse..psychosomatic and rapey<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>This Is HOw, I Like Having Sexual Intercourse..psychosomatic and rapey<.7.9.76.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Mondays am I right?

On a Monday one’s depression state is drastically lowered, leading one to saw Mondays am I right?

Guy 1: Mondays am I right?
Guy 2: it’s Thursday

by Monday lord February 5, 2025

I like twin peaks

A code word used by a closeted gay man to let everyone know he wants to get fucked in the ass

Man, do I like twin peaks.

by UltraMegatronPussy February 26, 2024

<.7.9.7.6>If anyone Thinkg Of THe Word Latch Maliciously, I Will Kill Them<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>If anyone Thinkg Of THe Word Latch Maliciously, I Will Kill Them<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>If anyone Thinkg Of THe Word Latch Maliciously, I Will Kill Them<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll of The Bachs That I MissedFor The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll of The Bachs That I MissedFor The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll of The Bachs That I MissedFor The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

I majjin

A humorously-altered/shortened way of saying, "I would imagine so"; it's mostly used to jovially/light-heartedly tell someone else that his guess/assertion about a particular topic --- usually something comparatively minor/trivial --- sounds probable/logical/reasonable to you.

Cool dude #1, examining a discarded trash-bag with medium-length slits in the middle of the bottom and along both its lower sides: I would say that this bag was probably used as an emergency rain-poncho; wouldn't you majjin??
Cool dude #2: Yeah, I majjin --- the bag looks in good shape otherwise, and those slits appear neat and uniformly-positioned, so I don't suppose they got torn accidentally.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018