matt fossen

Matt is a big man normally weird but likes his meals hide open food or matt fossen will find you.

A giant was seen it must have been a matt fossen

by Big boy Johnson May 31, 2017

Matt

An angel of death that protects every single human being in London with his powers. Married with Scarlett Payne and best friend of Sherlock Holmes, he completely hates everyone who risks to corrupt his city. Born in a demon city and tortured in the Hell, he went to our Earth trying to find a reason to live for. Now he has finally found it.

He is trying to protect that girl from Moriarty! He must be Matt.

by holmeshawking September 12, 2017

matt taco

A matt coat, that's applied on top to finish and conserve a design.
Can also have quick drying qualities making it a quick dry matt taco
Commomnly used in regards to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube
Related to: glossy taco, holo taco, and quick dry taco

I'm using a matt taco, because I thought it looked cool with the neonness goin on.

by Deamonia July 15, 2017

Matt Falls

A guy who treats his friends bad.

Matt Falls is an asshole

by afrikanbitch November 1, 2017

Matt HomeBush

This bloke rubs his large belly either circular motion or patting.

HomeBush will blow you away with the amount of Hot wind 🌬️ he dribbles

MATT HOMEBUSH "That's what the Bushman Reackons"

by Bushfucka101 March 6, 2022

MATT Z

The most cancerous piece of shit player on runescape thinks he is good at vorago but is complete trash, gets out dpsed by the bomb tank as a dps and despite owning a noxious staff is a spud cunt and uses a wand of cywir elves with virtus book. No-one will ever pvm with him ever again if they want decent team. His ingame name is current tinderfella

Even with 120 invention I still can't invent a way to make Matt Z good at runescape.

by Tinder king Matt June 12, 2016

Matt Gilliat

Matt Gilliat, also affectionately referred to as Gilly, is undoubtedly at least 65% beer. Will be the definition of a DILF in 20 years, effortlessly banging all his daughter’s friends. He puts Bud Light in his cheerios and pisses Mich Ultra. He feels complete with his brothers, yes has a tendency of getting lost in porta potties.

“where is everyone”

-Matt Gilliat

by duck_overlord November 24, 2021