Poop Sock Gambit

Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.

Arjun: CHECKMATE

Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit

(moves king to g8)

by logasdhasdjahsdkjhasjhkjhk May 31, 2022

Brooks' Gambit

Shitting in a public restroom with the door open for the erotic thrill

She often engaged in Brooks' gambit on the weekends

by badabingxyz April 20, 2025

Denkoci’s gambit

Trying to pick up mulltiple women at the same time, whilst failling at doing so. A selfish act of overconfidance, generally despised by the other men.

Man, why is Jake trying to get numbers from 2 girls at once?
Yeah dude ho is totally doying the Denkoci’s gambit, what a wanker

by Robotapoldohoda April 28, 2022

The Pawn’s Gambit

When a dad moves the last 2 or 3 beers in a 12 (or 24) pack to the front row so that his wife thinks the case is full and he didn’t drink the whole case already. He is the pawn of the house and the gambit is she finds out he drank 10-18 beers.

“Hey man after this game I gotta run to get more beer because I don’t have enough to run the Pawn’s Gambit before my wife gets home”

by Tatu 8157 December 5, 2024

Gambit Lewiatana

Zesrac sie do rzeki, ale w taki sposob zeby dziewczynka obok stwierdzila i napomniala swojej matuli nastepujace slowa "Mamo, mamo patrz wegorz!". Sam autor przyznaje ze dlugi byl skurwysyn.

Widziales co on odjebal?

Znowu Gambit Lewiatana byl robiony!
Ja pierdole.

by ratownik przy rzece May 10, 2021

Melnikov's Gambit

It's what happens when a person comes into conflict when purchasing a new (or pre-existing) LEGO set.

Thanks a lot, LEGO Group. I'm suffering Melnikov's Gambit trying to get ahold of the new modular set!

by Boo69Boo69 April 7, 2023

towel’s gambit

When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.

Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.

by rockinturtle December 29, 2019