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Boss Bunny

(noun) derogatory term for a lazy or inept Boss Bitch

A woman who looks like a Boss Bitch (BB) but has no intention of maintaining her business. A Boss Bunny (bb) relies on perception to curate the excitement needed for an initial seed round. Funds are then diverted into luxury living instead of business needs

At the beginning, a (bb) and a (BB) look similar. However, unwilling to invest the time and hard work a business needa, a (bb) is unable to maintain her business. She uses gaslighting to maintain the charade until an opportunity allows her to exit.

During decline, their partners may seek removal. This is expensive and is called the "Golden Exit" technique. Having met no initial promises, the (bb) will seek a payout of her unearned equity. Like a Viceroy butterfly mimicking a Monarch, the (bb) relies on her similarities to a (BB). Fearing mainstream "cancel culture," most will quietly pay to make the Bunny leave.

(bb) usually associate with (BB) citing "sisterhood" or "toppling the patriarchy." A reliable identification method is "body count." Both Serial Daters and Bunnies have long lists of abandoned relationships.

Natural habitats include coffee shops or luxury co-working. These provide a backdrop for edgy cleavage or inspirational IG posts.

Romantic partners of (bb) will be dragged between failing business endeavors. Since subsidization is integral to the (bb) lifestyle they seek high earners and credit scores.
Rupert Murdoch: Have you invested in Theranos? Elizabeth Holmes looks like she's the real deal!
Warren Buffett: No, she's a Boss Bunny who is giving board seats to big names over industry experts. This is clearly a farce.

*based on true events

Brayden: Did you see Ashleigh's new startup on IG? She's been at my coffee shop every day this week working on her new laptop.
Jayden: She's a Boss Bunny... Remember when she was in the pyramid scheme three months ago, or that reverse pyramid scheme six months ago, or when she was selling cosmetics last year?
by SpecsAndDecks January 19, 2022
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boss weapon

A person who swipes right on guys with weird faces when they’re drunk, then proceeds to lead them on by talking with them, when they’re not in the slightest interested.
Amanda was blind drunk and swiped right on Paul, who sends snaps of his weird face. She still talks to him even though she’s not interested. She’s a Boss Weapon!
by Sluga January 29, 2022
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bossanova

"my nicca, u look like a bossanova!"

"jo mama"
by maskinny December 8, 2021
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Boss Battles

A small forum game orginating from Drawception, where users draw characters and have them fight against a boss, which is considerably stronger run by one player. It has migrated from the site onto its own Discord server after its 15th fight, Meoclide Worm

Its most iconic character is Drawful D, an anthropomorphic letter D.
Sorry, I was busy drawing my action post for Boss Battles
What's that?
You draw characters and they fight.
by TopekaG December 8, 2021
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Bissy

Pissy that comes out of the bootyhole
“Bissy”
by StinkyAuB February 15, 2022
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Bissy

VULGAR SLANG A hybrid of the “Bitch” word and the “Pussy” word. Used to define a masculine cat, or insulting a person which is a plebeian or a poor one.
1 Get lost in the streets, you bissy!
2 A male cat? I’ve never seen a bissy like that before…
by MosesC February 17, 2022
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boss

1. a person who is in charge of a worker, group, or organization.
2. an enemy in a videogame, typically with greater health than other enemies in the videogame, and typically encountered at the end of a level, world, or whatever
1. some bosses are just too strict.
2. i finally defeated this boss!
by the random. February 18, 2022
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