Play angry birds

the act of pooping while playing angry birds, becoming synonymous with the act of pooping itself.

"Honey I must "play angry birds" before we go out to dinner."

"Hey, going to play angry birds right quick!"

"I want to go play angry birds but we are at your mothers house!!!"

by R double Big D December 4, 2011

you get no play

you get no play is broward slang
it means you get no bitches or you get no pussy

friend: me and this bih finna link
me: stop lyin you get no play😂

by deadboytay January 16, 2023

play me fifty

To cross someone in an unsuspecting manner; con; double cross; show off

Keisha tried to play me fifty by acting like I was the one who started the rumor about Tiffany.

by Luva November 1, 2006

To play us out

A term discovered by Bill O'Reilly towards the end of an unaired Inside Edition taping. At the time, Bill was an anchor for Inside Edition from 1989 to 1993 so the meltdown occurred in the middle of his tenure and days after the release of Sting's The Soul Cages. Used to describe a musical accompaniment for a stage exit.

Bill: "I don't know what that means; "To play us out." What does that mean? ...To end the show?
Producer: "Yeah. Yeah."
Bill: "Alright. Go. Go!"
Producer: "In 5, 4, 3..."

by Dilly Mackey May 22, 2019

play the male organ

Used when people are talking about musical instruments to imply that someone gives head. Play the skin flute

Hey, if we started a band, Juan could play the male organ.

by Hackermom November 3, 2005

Playing hard to get

Some women play hard to get with a guy even when she doesn't find him attractive nor has any romantic interest in him. She just likes to be chased and passionately desired because it's like a power trip for her. Then, when she gets bored she just cuts him off, especially if she's an extremely attractive women who's aware of her own extreme attractiveness. Women like that have lots of options and usually get what they want, and it seems no matter how much you protest, no matter how cruel her actions are, she doesn't feel one ounce of sympathy because she has a legion of other guys that will drool over her and do her bidding. That's why it's so important not to immediately fall for women like that. I know it's difficult to resist a beautiful woman - very difficult, but you just have to precondition yourself to do it. Admire her beauty for a while, but if you sense that she's...that kind of girl, just move on.

Don't be anybody's fool, that's what I say. So, the whole playing hard to get thing is often not cute. For guys looking for something serious, it's potentially a waste of time.

by TøøtNøøt July 9, 2019

DJ Press Play

A person who thinks they are a DJ at a party just because they can press play on a CD or play an iPod.

Look at that chump over there, DJ Press Play's thinking he can spin.

by djpressplay February 17, 2010