by Mr. Vivi January 31, 2020

by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”
by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
by srcs August 26, 2023

Everyone want's to know who's the Number 1 Yuta Stan.
And here is the answer:
It's editsarebetterthanboys on TikTok also named aka the one and only Yuta Stan you can trust
And here is the answer:
It's editsarebetterthanboys on TikTok also named aka the one and only Yuta Stan you can trust
by factstheyarereal February 15, 2022

"The unemployment rate is around 3 million"
"Then we will double our unemployment benefits"
The next year...
"The unemployment rate is around one and a half million"
"That's thanks to NUMBERISM"
"Then we will double our unemployment benefits"
The next year...
"The unemployment rate is around one and a half million"
"That's thanks to NUMBERISM"
by mr 1up July 27, 2022
