roll my sea

(Idiom) To create a favourable situation for one's ultimate goal. Originally from the idea of creating waves in the sea, in order to be able to surf on it.

"I shall roll my sea with the director, hopefully I can get those holidays I wanted"
"Are you trying to roll your sea by getting me drunk?"
"I rolled my sea with revision and packing so I can actually go out tomorrow despite having an exam Friday and going on holidays straight after"

by evilbleh May 30, 2017

Sea sick Steve

When one gets a handjob on a couch/ sofa in front of their friends parents

Yeah, he got a sea sick Steve in front of Emma's mum!

by Ryzo surprizo August 22, 2016

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015

Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.

Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."

by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

set to the seas

illegally downloading or pirating a game/song/movie rather than spending money on the original.

Dylan: Yo I wanna make beats to kickstart my producer carreer but FL Studio costs a fortune…

Micheal: Yeah man you‘re gonna have to set to the seas for that one bud.

by anonymous July 7, 2022

Wily Sea Trout

British origin, though what body of water isn't clear. Shrouded in mystery. Well- read. Frequent haunts seem to be bookstores with bistros, most notably Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Rookwood. Has been known to incite jealousy, arouse suspicion, inspire bitterness in his fellows.

He wrote on my wall and my BF is angry, what a Wily Sea Trout!
He's always harrassing the girls who work at Bronte, what a Wily!

by definitley not Wily's girl April 15, 2009