Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.

I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.

by SamDog76 April 30, 2021

sea-turtle

When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.

Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.

by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015

Sea Dingo

When you expect a normal scenario outcome but you find it to be the lesser of odds which is an improvement for sure.

Also, an unusual autocorrect text sent by an individual that had consumed too much Jager at around 3pm on a Monday.

I thought today's weather was going to suck, but it was straight sea dingo.

I'm finna have myself a sea dingo shift at work!

by Artist-n-Client March 9, 2021

Sea

Self entitled assholes

They’re obtuse jokes were as far as the eye could sea.

by Chancesare January 4, 2023

Deep Sea

“Deep Sea” refers to the desire to go down on a woman. Usually used by a woman in reference to another highly attractive woman. Derived from the movie “Blue is the warmest color “

I would go Deep Sea with her

by H.F.Mudd October 22, 2022

Sea Sick Starfish

When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.

Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”

by The Vagician (I do Vagic) December 9, 2022

From the river to the sea

Is where Israel is actively trying to expand Israel.

Hym "From the river to the sea is where the Jews want Israel to be... So, they're blowing up all the people. Which is genocide. Or is it not genocide when you do it? Oh! Right! If you're not being explicit we all have to deny reality! I forgot! Ok, that's fine. The Jews aren't killing all the Palestinians. They haven't been waiting for an excuse. This isn't the religious narcissistic hero fantasy playing out where you subdue 'evil' to subsequently give yourself an excuse to be evil."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2023