Farrell Number

The ratio of alcohol in a beverage to price of the beverage.

10 for a 20oz pint of %6.5ABV beer has a Farrell Number of 3.84mg/$

by cgf February 8, 2015

Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024

Number 16

When a man shits in a woman’s ear then grabs it and rubs it in her eyes whilst shagging her. When he is ready to come he pulls out and does it in her belly button. He then proceeds to grab it and rub it in her hair!!!

Hey Roy wow u smell of shit and urine and your mrs hair is a mess. Hey Gids I just did a number 16 and she loved it

by Royston J April 26, 2025

Robo Numbers

A term for exceptionally poor statistical performance, usually in reference to video games.

15 kills? Those are some Robo Numbers you fat fuck.

You only jerk off 3-4 times a week? Those are Robo Numbers, you gotta get those up.

by Robobobert December 23, 2024

fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by barbaroja August 7, 2023

Number 12

When you shit in your misses ear then pull it out and gouge her eyes and finger her nostrils with it. Then a pigeon fly’s down gets stuck so u grab it and tickle her feet with it whilst she shits herself , whilst that is happening 2 foxes are mating and they finish on her knees. Then you rub it in her face and she loves it

Ow rob you look happy, I am giddy,I just did a number 12 with the misses. Mad it was!!!

by Royston J April 17, 2025

Number 19

Man uses cock as screwdriver

Hey did you hear about the number 19 guy? Yeah he used his Cock as a screwdriver.

by Mcakey September 23, 2021