August

A tilted fuck who love smashing his desk like Alistar when he get killed in League of Legends

Enemy champ: «Kills August»

August: « Aaaarg!! 'Smash! Smash! Smashing his desk!»

by Teemooo October 11, 2018

August 9th

National Guy Best friend day!

"Hey did you hear today its national guy best friend day!!"

"oh sh!t its August 9th already?!! I forgot to get bro a present"

by greggy form August 8, 2024

August 22

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"

It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?

by pimpdaddyliv July 13, 2021

August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

August 15th

The worst day of the year as it is S*****'s birthday. Nobody likes her and she's a rat.

"We hate August 15th."

by marr30000 August 8, 2022

August 6

On this day your gf has to give you a kiss. No exceptions. No excuses.

Bf: “hey it’s august 6”
Gf: “come over here and get ur kiss 🙄”

by Thisguy41230827 August 5, 2025

august 2

femboy appreciation day

today you go to your femboy friend and appreciate them

guy: "yo its august 2nd, its femboy appreciation day. your cool bro"

femboy: "thanks :3"

by @a on rec room August 1, 2023