Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.
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Get the higher than a cats ass mug.Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.
Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."
"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
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“I don’t know dawg”
“ask if she single since you got class wit her next ask cuz i need a piece of dat”
“shi i got you”
“like vro she curvier than a gay person”
“I don’t know dawg”
“ask if she single since you got class wit her next ask cuz i need a piece of dat”
“shi i got you”
“like vro she curvier than a gay person”
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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
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“Hey dude wanna come out tonight?”
“Na Man, it’s gonna be past my curfew in half an hour”
“Oh come on, don’t be such an E-than”
“Na Man, it’s gonna be past my curfew in half an hour”
“Oh come on, don’t be such an E-than”
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