internetese

Langage derived from the internet.

(Geek on chat etc talking in internetese)
Stfu lol, Frank is a noob. G2g, I need to play with my star trek toys. peace

internetese by Squeaky B November 26, 2005

Internet pissed 

A state of being far more mad about something than one should be.

Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss you off to the point of wasting your energy on it.

The first impression of this word is that it indicates that the person's pissed-offedness is more serious than average, but in reality it indicates that the pissed-off person is the only one taking the matter seriously. These are usually the kind of people who believe the internet is serious business.

I was a tiny bit pissed that the bus was 15 minutes late, but George was INTERNET pissed, and was about ready to kick the bus driver in the teeth.

Internet pissed by Trooth January 18, 2008

Internet refugee

A person who is either unable or unwilling to receive an Internet connection at home, forcing them to travel to public places with free Wi-Fi in order to get online.

If you go to any Freebirds you can see the internet refugees sitting in the corner with their laptops.

Internet refugee by SigurJ November 1, 2008

INTERNET 

Internet is for POOL!
TuBillar.com!

B says... ¿Isn't internet for porn?
D answers... Nope, internet is for POOL! TuBillar.com

INTERNET by berushka April 16, 2009

Internet Suicide 

The act of intentionally getting yourself banned from a website or forum.

Man, you can't go around posting the f-word everywhere, that's internet suicide!

Internet Suicide by Yet Another Cool Dude December 30, 2009

Internet Casanova

A guy who frequents the internet just for sex hook -up's and has no interest in a relationship of any kind except sex. To them the internet becomes a tool to a giant black book or a bordello to get some action from as many as they can.

Eg:These women are dumbshits they think I want a relationship because my profile says so but i really want to be is an internet casanova and just have fun. After im done with my booty call ill check my emails for new girls.

Internet Casanova by worldgirl June 15, 2010

Internet time lapse 

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.

Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.

Internet time lapse by AMorgz August 23, 2010