What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

by Madridman365 January 16, 2022

What one gets 5 minutes after guzzling Milk .
Usually it stinks and you have to brush your teeth after
Usually it stinks and you have to brush your teeth after
Chad: hi guys!
Kirsten: ew Chad do you have milk breath
Chad: yea I just drank milk 5 minutes ago
Kirsten: Go brush your teeth your breath stinks of rotten milk
Kirsten: ew Chad do you have milk breath
Chad: yea I just drank milk 5 minutes ago
Kirsten: Go brush your teeth your breath stinks of rotten milk
by kieralovedanny February 15, 2025

What I call myself.
Dude 1: Hey bro, have you heard of "The Breath Of Versailles"?
Dude 2: Hell yes bro, I am The Breath Of Versailles!
Dude 2: Hell yes bro, I am The Breath Of Versailles!
by TheGravelOfAVersaillian December 28, 2024

Person 1: have you ever sole a Sony Playstation 2?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles".
by Abreathofaversaillian January 11, 2025

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by 111211113455 April 25, 2025

The act of one man laying his testicles over the bridge of another man’s nose. This could be done for pleasure or jest. This is similar to tea bagging, but the offender or giver may lay the shaft of his penis down towards the receiver’s mouth.
Jake: Nate, lets wait till Stevie passes out drunk then i will give him a south beach breath right. Get your Nikon ready. I want a close up on this one.
Nate: Jake I think that’s gay move.
Jake: is it? I am going to do it anyway.
Nate: ok make sure you fluff first.
Nate: Jake I think that’s gay move.
Jake: is it? I am going to do it anyway.
Nate: ok make sure you fluff first.
by Professor Deuterium May 6, 2018
