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fark

(verb) pronounced FAR-k
Mostly pertains to dogs smaller in statue, it’s an event that occurs when excited little dogs want to bark really loud! The pressure inside their bodies while attempting this action causes whatever pressure not released from the Bark, is instead released out their clenched anus emitting a fart at the exact same time.
Thus saving the little dog from any broken ribs or stomach issues from unreleased gases.
As win, “Do you know your dog barks AND farts at the same time?”

“Sure I do, it’s a FARK. His butt is like a pressure release valve.”
by yogafrogger June 25, 2023
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Farking

Rubbing thy anus in circular motions till you have to fart.
I was farking earlier and then i had to shit.
by Z0AR0 June 5, 2024
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