The sexiest man alive

Defintion of Joey Martini

Person 1: THAT GUY IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
Person 2: He must be Joey Martini.

by Sharty Bae January 5, 2021

hottest man alive

Basically every single harry potter character or one direction member

"-hes the hottest man alive he can✨rail me✨
- must be zayn or fred weasley"

by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020

the worst person alive

Me

Man! I am the worst person alive!! HaHa Kill me.

by Lameperson May 23, 2017

keep the spark alive

keep your sex life up

-You should keep the spark alive with your wife!

-To learn the secret of keeping the spark alive!

by skysc July 1, 2006

sexiest man alive

three words to describe the epitome of male perfection, or, to put it bluntly, the man you want to screw the most. also see Johnny Depp

JOHNNY friggin' DEPP!!

by Gisizzle July 23, 2004

Coolest person alive

A person named Leah Michelle Obama but like she’s not the president and should be also Iliana you should be reading this and understanding how lucky you are to have such a cool person like me in your life

Oh Gosh, I really wish I was Leah Michelle Obama right now. Coolest person alive

by LeahCoolwhip May 17, 2021

cutest person alive

I am the cutest person alive!

Every single girl: Damn he is the cutest person alive
Me: *nods in agreement*

by CarterIsSmart69 August 1, 2021