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Smack the Goose

I don't have a partner so I have to smack the goose
by Ratrangler29 June 7, 2025
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Carmel Smack

When you have to poop and your friend won't stop talking, and a turd pops out of your butthole and snacks your panties
Janice: so like I was saying the party is going to be great..

Me: sorry Janice but if I don't get to the bathroom I'm going to Carmel Smack.
by Injurdbutrfly69 February 22, 2025
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dinkle smack

I'm about to dinkle smack
by luchamucha February 9, 2018
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turtle smack

To very slowly smack someone, but to step into it so quick at the end, they get their shit wrecked.
“Ill turtle smack the shit outta you nigga”
by bigjawbreaker December 5, 2017
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