cousin

Cousin is a euphemism for menstruation. Instead of saying "period", girls often say "My cousin is here", or "My cousin has come", or sometimes "My cousin is visiting", to express the idea "I'm on my period".
Amanda: Girls, I can't hang out with you tonight. My cousin is here.
Sadie: Oh, sorry to hear that. You're having period cramps agaian?

Amanda: Yep. They'are killing me righg now.
by Sussie Q April 24, 2024
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cousin

1- Pibling's child.
2- Living being that has zero parents and two grandparents in common with another living being.
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Cousin

Someone very hot that you should TOTALLY FUCK RIGHT NOW
Person 1: Heyy Generic cousin name, you lookin MIGHT fine today ;)
Person 2 (Presumable Cousin): Ummm I have a boyfriend, also we are cousins that's gross
Person 1: Even better ;) (Proceeds to strip naked, rips off cousins clothes and starts to fuck her)
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
by CousinFricker420 April 01, 2022
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Cousins

A group of real ass people who at all times will be foolin and boolin.

This group consist of the members -
Aaron, Devin, Ian, Conor, Justin, AJ, Jackson, Dylan, Jacob, and Ted.
And occasionally Sydney, Shaun, Timmy, Reggie, and Kenny.
Damn... we really are those mf'in cousins.
by WeDemFurginCousins November 12, 2018
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cousin

1- Pibling's child / Parent's nibling.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents (maternal or paternal) in common.
3- First-cousin.
4- 1C.
My cousin is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
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Cousin

A person who is odd, not really here and seems off in everything they do. Also seems clueless to our world.
“She’s such a cousin by how she started singing this girl is on fire and said it was by Adele.”
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You’re Aunt and Uncle’s kid, cousins are a relationship where you are very close or you are distant. They usually don’t have the same unconditional love as a parents and siblings, but when you are very close, it can be a relationship that is as close as a sibling.
My damn cousin
by Lindee August 24, 2018
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