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California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast
by Calicousin November 22, 2022
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Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.
It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020
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cousin

1- Pibling's child.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and two grandparents in common.
Cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Eskimo cousins

Dude, did you hear Emma and Hope fucked cousins? Yea, their Eskimo cousins now.
by Debby Ryand April 10, 2021
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irregular-quattuordecuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-seven great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quattuordecuple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Cousin's Cousin

Your cousin's cousin who is not of blood relation of you.

For example; your cousin's uncle is your dad who has you and your siblings but your cousin's aunt has children who are your cousin's cousin
"Will your cousin be coming over as well? "
"No, my cousin's cousin got a play so he's going over there"
"Your cousin's cousin? Your sibling"

"Oh no, this is my cousin's cousin from his mum's side not his dad"
by DancingCakes May 26, 2022
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double-half-cousin

1- Child of parent's maternal half-sibling and of parent's paternal half-sibling at the same time.
2- Child of parent's half-sibling and of other parent's half-sibling at the same time.
3- Double-half-pibling's child / Two parents's half-nibling.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents on the same side (maternal or paternal) or two grandparents from different sides (one maternal grandparent and one paternal grandparent).
5- Double-half-first-cousin.
6- Double-half-1C.
My double-half-cousin is a good person.
by TAYLORGLOSS October 21, 2021
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