Cousined

The act of categorizing someone as a distinct family although they are not.

"Guys you are practically family to me, I wish we could be Cousined together."
"You are part of the family now, you have been Cousined."

by Gary Nineteen 88 August 31, 2018

half-first cousin-pibling

Parent's half-first cousin.

My half-first cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

fourth-cousin-6X-removed

Fourth-cousin-six-times-removed (4C6R).

My fourth-cousin-6X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of granduncle (other parent's uncle) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of granduncle (grandparent's brother) and of grandaunt (other grandparent's sister) at the same time.

Double-first-cousin-once-removed.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Cousin Fucker

Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin. I know what your thinking, what if it’s your third cousin, it’s still your cousin you clown 🤡 you’re still SUS if you do it regardless if they’re first or third cousin.

Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin

Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!

Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard

Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.

by Noah Gjokaj December 7, 2022

half-great-cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin’s grandson.

My half-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

third-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's third-cousin.
2- Third-cousin's grandchild.

My third-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021