sesquiple-second-cousin

Sesquiple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

My sesquiple-second-cousin is a good person.

by ZWRB6738 February 22, 2022

My cousin is here

When a girl says"My cousin is here", she means she has got her period.

Judy: Hey, Claire. Wanna go swimming with me?
Claire: Aww, I can't. My cousin is here. Another"shark week" again, you know.
Judy: Oh, bummer!

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's grandchild.

My first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

first great-great-great-cousin-pibling

Great-great-grandparent's first cousin.

My first great-great-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

cousin

someone who is just a complete asshole

my cousin is an asshole

by _ramenoodles_ June 15, 2019

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's cousin.
2- Cousin's child.

First-cousin-once-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Scheme cousins

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.

That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.

by Joe Smiff May 14, 2024