SADNESS

An acronym coined by business comedian Corporate Bro (@corporate.bro) to mean Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. Its the modern day version of ABC (always be closing).

Sales reps live the SADNESS life.

ex 1)
Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.

ex 2)
Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."

by MellamoCorp September 25, 2020

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Scary sad

Suicidal thoughts you or somebody else thinks

Mary is a scary sad girl

by Black Sabbath600 June 15, 2022

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How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

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Sad App Syndrome

When you are watching your app load for so long, you forget to blink and tears form in your eyes because of the lack of liquid.

John: "Aw shit this app is never going to load"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"

by iLikeEatingApple March 1, 2013

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