swabs

abbereviation used to describe alcohol swabs that are used to clean an area of skin(usually in the arm or leg) before inserting a syringe for skin popping or intravenous drug use.

that's one dirty nigga. he best start using some swabs or he gonna catch the virus!

by g-ring April 1, 2007

cunt swab

1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.

2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.

Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?

Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.

Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.

Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.

Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.

by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010

swab a hang

A teenagers initial typo of “wanna hang” that baffled adults and now has various meaning from sailor to slut with a boyfriend and probably drugs.

I found this text in my child’s phone, what does “swab a hang” mean?

by Aussiemamacuss February 23, 2021

Swab gobbler

gobble on these nutz.

it means gobbler but cooler

damn swab gobbler here.

by swab gobbler September 27, 2022