turtle smack

To very slowly smack someone, but to step into it so quick at the end, they get their shit wrecked.

“Ill turtle smack the shit outta you nigga”

by bigjawbreaker December 5, 2017

Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Frieza <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Frieza <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Frieza <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Refrigerators <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Refrigerators <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Refrigerators <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>LLamame Imaweli Tanna Withoutu A Hundred Back Smacks Through The Drum Line<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>LLamame Imaweli Tanna Withoutu A Hundred Back Smacks Through The Drum Line<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>LLamame Imaweli Tanna Withoutu A Hundred Back Smacks Through The Drum Line<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025