by YtTanel March 06, 2022
When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.
“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”
“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
by abutthole March 11, 2024
Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021
The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
by Jack Spank9049 February 04, 2023
by 21cheapbeanz December 01, 2024
A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"
by Lechonk December 12, 2022