After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.
Comes from the word keyed
Comes from the word keyed
by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

A pair of keys attached by a one segment chain that then resembles a rabbit, the two keys serving as ears…
by HuniBea November 21, 2022

Krhissie Kei is a name. You should stay away or else you will be in love to her eyes forever. She is strong and independent women who has a small brain, however she's pretty enough to make your day more lovely and exciting. She have a boyfriend named Nathaniel a good looking and fluffy person that she love the most.
by DoofenSmirthzxc June 9, 2021

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

by ChadThunderc0k December 4, 2021

A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time
by The Friendly Nazi July 15, 2017

kei? oh yeah she’s that funny bitch
by littlefuck November 11, 2021
