When a statement you said was so bad and stupid, it made others think you're on drugs or on alcohol. So they want to give you their car keys to "kys."
...or it's just another way to say "kys" because this is most common in TikTok so they can bypass their harsh filter system.
...or it's just another way to say "kys" because this is most common in TikTok so they can bypass their harsh filter system.
by devout December 28, 2024
Get the keysmug. The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D
How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!
Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?
Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?
by honneamise October 29, 2018
Get the beta keymug. -noun: A male between the ages of 18 - 33 who is given the keys (in addition to other accessories) by his girlfriend/wife due to the fact that they do not want to carry it themselves.
"Adrian became Erna's key camel when she decided that her pockets would not look as pretty with keys inside."
by Mohandes Taheri August 1, 2009
Get the Key Camelmug. A character from Classroom of the Elite, Best Girl of the series, the MC's(kiyotaka ayanokouji) girlfriend, my favorite waifu ever
"That's right, I love Kei Karuizawa ... Your answer?"
"Praying at the moment right now, holding an important person in my arms and smiling. Praying, as a young student, swearing that I'll treasure her. I gently embraced Kei, quietly praying"...
"Praying at the moment right now, holding an important person in my arms and smiling. Praying, as a young student, swearing that I'll treasure her. I gently embraced Kei, quietly praying"...
by dappe November 22, 2021
Get the Kei Karuizawamug. when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"
by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018
Get the Key to my legmug. by Rugarth the Pussy Destroyerr69 May 15, 2016
Get the vagina keymug. Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")
To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.
The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"
Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.
The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"
Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"
Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"
James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"
James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012
Get the Keysmug.