Turn-key

A derogatory name for a prison officer (screw, kanga etc) used by inmates in U.K Jails and prisons (predominantly used in Scotland)

Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.

Turn-key, can I get a cup of water?

“Stash that the turn-keys just came round the corner”

by DugWater March 5, 2021

Keys

An other way to say “kys” (kill yourself) often used to avoid filters or moderation

A:*Something controversial*
B:Ew keys

by flvmil July 23, 2025

The Dawn Key Show

Just a fun way of asking a friend if they've seen The Donkey Show. A fun play on words. Similar to Sofa King.

Hey Man, when you were in Tijuanna did you catch the Dawn Key show?

by KBar March 16, 2011

Keys

Alternative spelling for kys to avoid having the account banned

User 1: Offensive and hurtful comment
User 2: Keys

by Cheehuahua February 4, 2025

Brown Key

One's permission to sticketh one's penis in the butthole

She gave me the Brown Key

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

Key fucking

Making a chasity slave play with the key to his cage, without opening it

He was desperate to be unlocked but she spent the whole evening key fucking him

by TRIANGLE94 April 30, 2024

dean keys

A nigger or beaner who like to suck on french fries

Ur a dean keys

by Ndran July 22, 2017