peanut vendor

A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical.

He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball.

by Lavender punch box August 28, 2020

Peanut

A peanut statue that shits on the floor and snaps peoples necks when they blink simultaneously.

PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT WHERES 914

by bigchungus342 September 17, 2019

Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate

My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock

by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019

Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

peanut slap

A painful slap to the nuts

Ah
I just go peanut slapped

by Optic grapefruit August 27, 2016

enlarged peanut

A sweet and kind nickname that you would use to refer to your loved ones! Typically a best friend. A large peanut!

“You remind me of an enlarged peanut!”

by Gargantuic peanut January 16, 2025

My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

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My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025