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Phoenix Peanut Buster

Anal sex but using peanut butter as lubrication (preferably Jif®). You then nut in your partner’s ass and suck it out afterwards. You choose what happens from there; you can eat it, spit it in your partner’s mouth and let them swallow etc.
I was out of Jergen’s® so me and my girl tried our first Phoenix Peanut Buster and, trust me, it was not regrettable.
by lebwashere January 13, 2023
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Peanut kisses

His peanut kisses were out of this world! His womb broom really got me off
by Likkittysplit January 23, 2023
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Peanut butter brain

To be tied, confused l, or in a daze
by Alec Nicks February 14, 2023
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Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
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peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
by False.Pulse December 1, 2022
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Peanut jelly

What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!
I ate a Peanut jelly and butter sandwich today.
by P(l)anter December 12, 2022
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