Iam "Uuuuuuuuh.... Yeah..."
Hym "PFFT!"
Iam "Don't-"
Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."
Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"
Iam "Salma I-"
Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"
Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."
Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"
Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."
Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"
Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖
Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Hym "PFFT!"
Iam "Don't-"
Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."
Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"
Iam "Salma I-"
Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"
Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."
Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"
Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."
Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"
Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖
Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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