Danir's Constant

The eerie feeling that someone or something is following you as you walk up basement stairs. Coined when Reddit users DannyMacho and Im_Tapirs named the phenomenon on Reddit.

My friend is a victim of Danir's Constant every time he gets done doing laundry.

by CoolHandLuke41 November 21, 2013

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The Fanny constant

Let n∈R, and let θ be a random variable with XY chromosomes. The limit of θ(n) as n tends to 2 is the Fanny constant, (your) x, which also represents the global minimum of the function θ(n).

Proof:
θ∈ D: {Trump supporters}
θ(1) = 1
θ(2) = 0 = x #The Fanny constant
θ(3) does not exist.

by Most iconic people at UCBM December 18, 2024

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