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The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024
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pulling a Tomas

Appearing at a night out with friends and destroying the ambiance, getting thrown out of bars, making everyone wanna go back home or end up in trashy bars drink bad tequila without having fun. Common reasons for pulling a tomas include wearing a bad outfit, smelling like poop or spilling tomato sauce on dogs.
-Why are people leaving the party so early?
-Martina is pulling a tomas, she is giving a lecture on Bulgarian folk music, while people are dancing.
by Wowowowombats April 20, 2019
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benjamin tomas

Most commonly used to refer to Southern California's top professional wrestling ring announcer. Mentored by the legendary Lee Marshall, then fine tuned his skills under the tutelage of the great Jesse Hernandez,, he was part of the reason San Diego's New Wave Pro Wrestling was successful. Also a lifetime member of The Cauliflower Club.

For the most part retired at this time, Mr Tomas chooses to make few appearances nowdays because the traditions of wrestling he represents are largely ignored by current wrestling trends.
Overheared i. The crowd-"This event would be so much betrer if Benjamin Tomas was the ring announcer."
by Marvin California December 19, 2016
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Tomas

is a big dick ass nigga with a small dick the size of a mini snickers bar he loves to suck on men and eat of the tips of the dick can get he black hands off of a basketball practically a black monkey kfc eating mf well well well....
you love bbc then u should stay clear of small dick nigga Tomas
by kfc muncher March 10, 2025
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Tomas Igreja

Tomas Igreja is the name of the king of the world. Man with the biggest penis in the solar system and a perfect body, Tomas Igreja is considered the king of arm wrestling and considered the strongest man ever! long live Tomas Igreja
I want to fuck with Tomas Igreja
by elreidelas November 21, 2021
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Tomas

a type of person that’s actually a nationality
Hi how is Tomas
You mean Tomas or Tomas
Tomas
A he's fine
by MC3D_Real November 27, 2022
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ilheu do tomas

"ilheu do tomas" is a rather important island in the maldives, dating back to the 1600s. Although there are no inhabitants as of today, it was once populated by a group of individuals who called themselves the "tomasturbandonum".
I visited ilheu do tomas a long time ago and it was rather magnificent....
by Yummysalad February 8, 2024
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