Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023

the thing in trees

its everywhere
run

"bro have u heard about the thing in trees"
"yah what about it"
FUCKING DIES

by tecna RAHHHHHHHH October 2, 2022

Ida’s thing

Anal sex with a stranger while ur best friend is in the same room but still being a Virgin.

Hey did u have sex w ur boyfriend yet? I mean ur a virgin...?

No not rlly we just do Ida’s thing every now n then :)

by Lovababb October 26, 2019

Things Remembered

an e-commerce retailer specializing in personalized gifts, messaging and engraving.

On January 10, 2023, 1-800-Flowers.com, Inc announced the acquisition of the Things Remembered brand, allowing the brand to continue on as a leading retailer of personalized gifts

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023

thing o anchovies and a bagel

The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.

"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"

by zimdah April 1, 2021

That’s my favorite thing about you

When someone tells you this, this means that they care about you and that they really appreciate that certain thing about you. cherish the people who say those and make sure you say something nice back;)

“I like to make people laugh”- You
“You know what, that’s my favorite thing about you”-him/her

by naturevalleygirl June 4, 2019

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023