Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"
"Today on things"
"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021
Get the today on thingsmug. by EskimoGaming December 7, 2016
Get the That thing under your pantsmug. by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the Working towards thingsmug. Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
by Stupid Af July 20, 2021
Get the Things couldn't get any worsemug. by seancuk August 31, 2021
Get the Typey Typey Thingmug. by Wassysassy May 2, 2021
Get the Send thing let bird singmug. by Caleb Cummins August 26, 2022
Get the Things Just Got Out of Handmug.