The Cousin Eddie

When having anal sex, you bust a nut in her ass and yell; “Shitter’s full!”

We just watched National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation. So during sex last night I came in her ass and yelled “Shitter’s full!” The Cousin Eddie never fails to make her laugh.

by E24601 July 11, 2025

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's child.

My first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

irregular-octuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and fifteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-octuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

second great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent's second cousin.

My second great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

sesqui-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of their parent’s half-pibling with the other parent’s pibling.
2- Child of their parent’s half-nibling with the other parent’s nibling.
3- Child of their parent’s half-pibling with the other parent’s nibling.
4- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s half-nibling.
5- Parent's sesqui-first-cousin.
6- Sesqui-first-cousin's child.

My sesqui-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

half-great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent’s half-first cousin.

My half-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

fourth-cousin

1- Great-great-grandpibling's great-great-grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and two great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024