Whale Dyke

A chubby female who after failing at normal social interaction, acquiesces to her desire for companionship and engages in a lesbian relationship with a fellow chubby female with a similar history of social rejection.

The Whale Dyke had refused to admit to herself or others that she was a lesbian, despite having spent the last eight months engaging in lesbian sex on an almost daily basis with two different fellow chubbies

by mck73 February 12, 2014

Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

Whale

Girls called: Skye, Ella, Lola and other are massive cunts who can’t swim cause they sink

Dave: I saw a whale yesterday

Pete: really where
Dave: at the dstc the fat cunts were running and I felt it

by Jansfat May 25, 2020

whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg January 15, 2017

whale backing

Having sex with an obese women in the "doggy style" position.

Last night I got so drunk I went home with that fat girl and whale backed the shit out of her. It was like trying to paint the Vatican with a No. 2 pencil. That will be the last time I get so drunk that I go whale backing

by grinch Nathan October 2, 2013

dick back whale

a whale with a dick in its back

LOOK AT THAT DICK BACK WHALE!!!!

by ppwacker July 20, 2021

Homosexual Whale

An easily offended fat person who is most often gay.

Listen dude no offence but you were being such a homosexual whale back there

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016