by TallyFootballhead December 30, 2011

Whaling is a game where a couple of friends go out on the town and try to hook-up with larger women. When they spot a larger woman they all yell "Thar she blows!" The last guy to yell the phrase, had to then try to hook up with the woman.
by ManOnFire3223 February 16, 2024

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012

To utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering. Similar to wailing but this applies to fat, ugly leftards NPCs.
by Mr T squared January 26, 2020

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016

A fat ass whale is a girl/woMan who eats too much food and became obese, fat ass whales also think they have cake when in reality the only cake that they have is in their stomach
by Himmy neutron September 8, 2023

Last night I got so drunk I went home with that fat girl and whale backed the shit out of her. It was like trying to paint the Vatican with a No. 2 pencil. That will be the last time I get so drunk that I go whale backing
by grinch Nathan October 2, 2013
