Split infuckative

The use of everyone's favourite four-letter word inserted within another word or abbreviation.

Guy 1: Want some of this Chinese takeaway?
Guy 2: Abso-fucking-lutely.

1 hour later

Guy 2: Ah, my head. Too much MS-fucking-G.
Guy 1: Why do you always use split infuckatives?

by Bad Boy Wallace May 10, 2021

split the rut

Driving on the high part of a dirt road instead of on the worn out spots. Ruts are the holes already created. If you split the rut, you avoid driving in the holes by driving up on the high spots. This avoids undercarriage damage and getting stuck

"this road is washed out, we need to split the rut"

"Uh oh, looks like we need to split the rut"

by Bopeepandsheep June 27, 2021

Splish

What water should have been named.

Can I get a glass of splish?

by urmom6974 July 27, 2021

Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.

Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.

by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021

Splitgate

when during sexual activity, a man will open the gates of the upside down with telekenitic powers, unleashing the full force of Eleven from Stranger Things while trying to widen a woman's pussy!

Person 1: Ayo what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Bro I used the Splitgate and I unlocked the demogorgon from the upside down!
Person 1: No way!!

by lilbithawkified August 10, 2021

Splitgate

A fun new game that you don’t need to be drenched in sweat to win and have fun.

Friend: Wanna play Splitgate?
Other friend: Fuck yeah!

by Evan29667899 September 1, 2021

Splitgate

A common term for having gay e sex or phone sex online.

“Ayo, did you hear James and Parker splitgate last night?”

by WCroissant September 6, 2021