Cousin Outback

A cousin that has a birthday the day after you.

No need to run to and from, just ask your cousin outback.

by MaryPrimac666_Ɛx3 August 15, 2024

lip cousins

when two people realize they've kissed and/or made out with the same person.

addendum: the closeness of the relationship is dependent on the length of time passed between said incidences. Like, if two people "crossed paths" over the course of a week, it would be known as "lip twins." But if it occurred years apart it would be "lip cousins."

"ashley! i can't believe we made out with the same boy!"
"yeah. we're totally lip cousins."

by tengelke October 21, 2012

nonuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and eighteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Nonuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

National cousins day

<3 a day to love ur cousin and apple them and spend time with them

<3 I love my cousin and today imma spend time with her on national cousins day

by miyah🙄<3 August 7, 2021

septuple-third-cousin

Septuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fourteen great-great-grandparents in common.

My septuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

third cousin thrice removed

1. Great-grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's great grandchild

I don't know my third cousin thrice removed

by GasparThalasso June 21, 2025

Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

by xynoxis May 12, 2018