1. A romantic-sounding proposal that loosely translates to: “Let’s legally bind our emotional instability, shared streaming passwords, and unresolved childhood issues under one tax return.”
2. The moment someone looks at you during peak infatuation and says, “I would like to co-sign your chaos indefinitely.”
3. A high-risk, long-term subscription service requiring monthly payments in patience, compromise, and whose turn it is to take the trash out. No free trial. Auto-renews daily.
4. What people say when dopamine is high, bills are low, and neither of you has seen the other assemble IKEA furniture under pressure.
Common contexts:
• After a perfectly cooked steak.
• When someone sends a funny meme at exactly the right moment.
• During a concert when the lead singer makes eye contact for 0.8 seconds.
Warning label may include:
Side effects include joint bank accounts, in-law diplomacy, and debating thermostat settings until death do you part.
2. The moment someone looks at you during peak infatuation and says, “I would like to co-sign your chaos indefinitely.”
3. A high-risk, long-term subscription service requiring monthly payments in patience, compromise, and whose turn it is to take the trash out. No free trial. Auto-renews daily.
4. What people say when dopamine is high, bills are low, and neither of you has seen the other assemble IKEA furniture under pressure.
Common contexts:
• After a perfectly cooked steak.
• When someone sends a funny meme at exactly the right moment.
• During a concert when the lead singer makes eye contact for 0.8 seconds.
Warning label may include:
Side effects include joint bank accounts, in-law diplomacy, and debating thermostat settings until death do you part.
Example:
Person A: “I got us concert tickets.”
Person B: “Marry me.”
Narrator: They would later argue about parking.
Person A: “I got us concert tickets.”
Person B: “Marry me.”
Narrator: They would later argue about parking.
by Rump_Supporter_47 February 21, 2026
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