up and up

when you give a cop a blowjob to avoid a ticket

<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>

by lexographic January 3, 2021

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Hook up meet up

Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.

😭 Samantha went on a hook up meet up with my boyfriend.

Hey, wanna hook up meet up? 😏🍆🍑

by Ghost 404 November 1, 2021

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Up Ups

Commonly Used in large height differences in a relationship. Normally used to lift someone (the shortest member) until the two people are able to kiss comfortably.

Jaylin: Nessa, wanna go Up Ups?

Side Note: Word Is Best Used In Baby Voice.

by XX.BB.XX March 9, 2019

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I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022

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